⋆｡°✩ the softest services on discord ✩°｡⋆

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　　♡ DISCORD E-DATING SERVICES ♡
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soft words, chaotic vibes & matching everything — the most professional relationship on discord ♡

📦 3 packs to choose from 💖 100% fake feelings 🧾 no refunds. read the small print ⏱️ proof gets answered fast

…all feelings sold separately (they’re fake, actually) ✎

୨୧ THE PACKS ୧୨

three tiers of fake feelings. pick your fighter, pay in robux, dm the proof ♡

starter
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the softie pack

R$ 199≈ $2.49
  • custom good morning text
  • custom good night text
  • 5 “i miss you” messages
  • 10 random compliments
  • calling you “bro” for 1 hour
  • a funny nickname of your choice
buy on roblox
best value
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the matching duo pack

R$ 500≈ $6.25
  • everything in the softie pack
  • matching profile pictures
  • matching bios + statuses
  • roblox gaming session
  • a ridiculous status for you
  • being called cute for a day
  • 24-hour attention pass
buy on roblox
ultimate
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the royal couple pack

R$ 1,999≈ $24.99
  • everything in both packs
  • matching for one whole week
  • “taken by ___” in my status
  • playing your favorite game
  • carrying you through an obby
  • duo queue for 1 hour
  • losing together + rage-quitting together
  • the full chaos menu (fake drama, cursed images, nickname crimes)
buy on roblox

୨୧ THE FINE PRINT ୧୨

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Small print

  • no refunds after the service starts
  • feelings may be 100% fictional but the effort is real
  • in case of genuine emotion, please alert a mod immediately
  • this entire site is a joke — don’t actually send anyone money
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Proof of purchase

bought a pack? screenshot the game pass receipt and dm it over. that’s the whole checkout process.

roblox pass + dm = done ♡

bought a pack? 💌

dm the proof of purchase (screenshot of the game pass) and the feelings commence.

contact with proof

୨୧ FAQ — probably ୧୨

how do i order a pack?

buy the game pass on roblox, screenshot the proof of purchase, and dm it on discord. that’s it. feelings commence shortly after.

is this actually real?

no. absolutely not. every feeling sold here is fictional, and this page is a prank. clear? good.

do i get a refund?

refunds: not a thing. before it starts, after it starts, during it. the small print said so.

will you really match pfps with me?

we will pretend very hard. 10/10 effort, 0/10 actual commitment.

does my robux even do anything?

it funds the economy of affection. please spend it ethically, on literally anything else.

which pack should i get?

the softie pack if you’re shy, the matching duo if you want the whole server to notice, the royal couple if you want everything at once.

୨୧ CLIENT FEEDBACK ୧୨

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keiko ✿

★★★★★

“he changed my nickname to ‘certified floor specimen’ and i laughed for two weeks. worth every robux.”

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momo

★★★★★

“the fake argument was too convincing. i texted my own sister asking for help. 10/10 would fight again.”

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biscuit.exe

★★★★☆

“got the matching duo pack and the entire server gasped. my character may have lagged but my confidence didn’t.”