💌
“Good morning, favorite person” text
a delicately timed wake-up message that makes them feel like the main character
$4.99
୨୧ ATTENTION PACKS ୧୨
🌙
“Good night, don’t forget me” text
a bedtime message so clingy it should come with a pillow
$4.99
✨
10 random compliments
delivered one by one so you feel slowly, progressively appreciated
$7.99
🎟️
24-hour attention pass
unlimited replies, live reactions, and moral support for a whole day
$14.99
🍡
Being called cute for a day
a full 24h of “cute!!” with no less than 3 variations per hour
$9.99
୨୧ CHAOS SERVICES ୧୨
🏷️
Changing your nickname to something embarrassing
a name so bad your friends will screenshot it first
$6.99
📝
Making a ridiculous status for you
reading it out loud will require sunglasses and a helmet
$5.99
🕶️
Calling you “bro” for 1 hour
the fastest way to test if the “uwu” can survive a “bro fr”
$3.99
👾
Pretending to be jealous over a game character
“oh so ur matching pfps with a ROBLOX NPC now??”
$7.99
🌀
Sending random cursed images
a curated collection of images that should not exist, now in your DMs
$4.99
🎭
Starting a fake argument and apologizing dramatically
full theater. we end the day as better, deeply sorry people
$9.99
୨୧ PUBLIC FLEX PACKS ୧୨
🖼️
Matching profile pictures
two halves of one incredibly curated aesthetic
$9.99
📋
Matching bios
synchronized text that whispers “we are literally a duo”
$7.99
🪄
Matching statuses
your status, but now with a matching cursed one
$6.99
🏷️
Adding a funny nickname
a pet name that is 100% presentable to your grandparents
$4.99
🔒
Putting “taken by ___” in my status
the premium glow-up that makes the entire server gasp
$19.99
📅
Matching for one whole week
the full relationship speedrun. pfp, bio, status, vibes
$29.99
୨୧ GAMING DATE PACKS ୧୨
🎮
Roblox gaming session
one (1) whole gaming date in the most legally questionable fun zone
$9.99
🕹️
Playing your favorite game
yes. even the one with the god-awful lore. we will play it.
$12.99
🎢
Carrying you through an obby
a miracle worker certified in lava floors and checkpoints
$14.99
🥲
Losing together on purpose
emotional support thru shared, dramatic, synchronized defeat
$8.99
⚔️
Duo queue for 1 hour
one hour of ranked teamwork and, statistically, one rage incident
$19.99
😤
Rage-quitting together
a perfectly synchronized “nope” and a dramatic disconnect
$6.99
୨୧ TEXTING EXTRAS ୧୨
🌅
Custom good morning text
personalized, tender, and slightly over-edited
$3.99
🌆
Custom good night text
a bedtime note with a hint of cinematic loneliness
$3.99
💬
5 “I miss you” messages
staggered throughout the day for maximum emotional damage
$5.99
✏️
Personalized nickname
a one-of-a-kind pet name we no longer legally discuss
$4.99
🔮
Daily random message
a surprise text every day. content: not your problem anymore
$9.99
🔔
Spam ping until you answer
mildly aggressive, deeply devoted. we WILL get a response
$11.99
୨୧ SPECIAL DEALS ୧୨
🧾
Small print
- no refunds after the service starts
- feelings may be 100% fictional but the effort is real
- in case of genuine emotion, please alert a mod immediately
- this entire site is a joke — don’t actually send anyone money
୨୧ FAQ — probably ୧୨
is this actually real?
no. absolutely not. every feeling sold here is fictional, every compliment is generated, and this page is a prank. clear? good.
do i get a refund?
refunds: not a thing. before it starts, after it starts, during it. the small print said so.
will you really match pfps with me?
we will pretend very hard. 10/10 effort, 0/10 actual commitment.
does my money even do anything?
it funds the economy of affection. please send it ethically, to no one.
why doesn't my promo code work?
wrong code, wrong energy, or a skill issue. the code you're thinking of probably doesn't exist.
is 'mommy asmr' on here?
no. it was politely declined. this joke stays a joke.
୨୧ CLIENT FEEDBACK ୧୨
🌸
keiko ✿
★★★★★
“he changed my nickname to ‘certified floor specimen’ and i laughed for two weeks. worth every cent.”
🐸
momo
★★★★★
“the fake argument was too convincing. i texted my own sister asking for help. 10/10 would fight again.”
🎧
biscuit.exe
★★★★☆
“carried me through an obby in style. my character may have lagged but my confidence didn’t.”