💌
“Good morning, favorite person” text
a delicately timed wake-up message that makes them feel like the main character
$4.99
୨୧ ATTENTION PACKS ୧୨
🌙
“Good night, don’t forget me” text
a bedtime message so clingy it should come with a pillow
$4.99
✨
10 random compliments
delivered one by one so you feel slowly, progressively appreciated
$7.99
🎟️
24-hour attention pass
unlimited replies, live reactions, and moral support for a whole day
$14.99
🍡
Being called cute for a day
a full 24h of “cute!!” with no less than 3 variations per hour
$9.99
୨୧ CHAOS SERVICES ୧୨
🏷️
Changing your nickname to something embarrassing
a name so bad your friends will screenshot it first
$6.99
📝
Making a ridiculous status for you
reading it out loud will require sunglasses and a helmet
$5.99
🕶️
Calling you “bro” for 1 hour
the fastest way to test if the “uwu” can survive a “bro fr”
$3.99
👾
Pretending to be jealous over a game character
“oh so ur matching pfps with a ROBLOX NPC now??”
$7.99
🌀
Sending random cursed images
a curated collection of images that should not exist, now in your DMs
$4.99
🎭
Starting a fake argument and apologizing dramatically
full theater. we end the day as better, deeply sorry people
$9.99
୨୧ PUBLIC FLEX PACKS ୧୨
🖼️
Matching profile pictures
two halves of one incredibly curated aesthetic
$9.99
📋
Matching bios
synchronized text that whispers “we are literally a duo”
$7.99
🪄
Matching statuses
your status, but now with a matching cursed one
$6.99
🏷️
Adding a funny nickname
a pet name that is 100% presentable to your grandparents
$4.99
🔒
Putting “taken by ___” in my status
the premium glow-up that makes the entire server gasp
$19.99
📅
Matching for one whole week
the full relationship speedrun. pfp, bio, status, vibes
$29.99
୨୧ GAMING DATE PACKS ୧୨
🎮
Roblox gaming session
one (1) whole gaming date in the most legally questionable fun zone
$9.99
🕹️
Playing your favorite game
yes. even the one with the god-awful lore. we will play it.
$12.99
🎢
Carrying you through an obby
a miracle worker certified in lava floors and checkpoints
$14.99
🥲
Losing together on purpose
emotional support thru shared, dramatic, synchronized defeat
$8.99
⚔️
Duo queue for 1 hour
one hour of ranked teamwork and, statistically, one rage incident
$19.99
😤
Rage-quitting together
a perfectly synchronized “nope” and a dramatic disconnect
$6.99
୨୧ TEXTING EXTRAS ୧୨
🌅
Custom good morning text
personalized, tender, and slightly over-edited
$3.99
🌆
Custom good night text
a bedtime note with a hint of cinematic loneliness
$3.99
💬
5 “I miss you” messages
staggered throughout the day for maximum emotional damage
$5.99
✏️
Personalized nickname
a one-of-a-kind pet name we no longer legally discuss
$4.99
🔮
Daily random message
a surprise text every day. content: not your problem anymore
$9.99
🔔
Spam ping until you answer
mildly aggressive, deeply devoted. we WILL get a response
$11.99
୨୧ SPECIAL DEALS ୧୨
🎁
Buy 2 services, get 1 random compliment free
yes. on everything. forever. the economy of affection is thriving.
auto-applied in your cart ♡
🧾
Small print
- no refunds after the service starts
- feelings may be 100% fictional but the effort is real
- in case of genuine emotion, please alert a mod immediately
- this entire site is a joke — don’t actually send anyone money
୨୧ CLIENT FEEDBACK ୧୨
★★★★★
“he changed my nickname to ‘certified floor specimen’ and i laughed for two weeks. worth every cent.”
— anonymous, probably a floor specimen★★★★★
“the fake argument was too convincing. i texted my own sister asking for help. 10/10 would fight again.”
— a reformed arguer★★★★☆
“carried me through an obby in style. my character may have lagged but my confidence didn’t.”
— a very sticky robloxer